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More on my scam baiting. You’ll recall in our last episode that I asked “Ang Chee Ho” some personal questions in order to get to know him better. Well, he’s too busy to get involved in that nonsense.

Dear Frances,
Thank you for your thoughtful mail,but you must know that i am a very busy man and i might not have time to answer such question,i seriously work all day to attend to people so do make sure when you writting you are talking about business which is why i am here.I did send to you a document for you to sign,you did not mention a word about it,instead asking other question. Please do know that this is a serious business and as such we need you to be more serious with us.Please do sign the MOU and get back to me at once,no time to watse.
Thanks
Angchee.

He’s all bent out of shape about the “MOU”, and yet, the truth is, he hadn’t even sent it yet. I guess he was too busy. Anyhow, in my inbox, about three minutes after this email was sent, there was the email with the MOU. I responded in kind:

Hi Ang Chee!

I understand completely. Maybe a little later, when
our rocketship takes us to planet Millionaire together
(fingers crossed) we will have the time to chat about
those questions and many others. I am sure that there
will be a company outting in the near future in which
we can do other things besides discuss Solenoids all
the time. I sometimes like to imagine this future get
together as taking place on a beach with warm water
lapping up against our ankles, you and I basking in
the sunshine, awash in the warm sea and COLD HARD
CASH!! LOL! Haha. But that is the future and now is
TIME FOR SOME HARD WORK. TIME FOR OLD FRANCES TO
FOCUS LIKE A RED HOT LAZER IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT ON
MAKING MONEY!! I am ready to rub my nose on the
grindstone. It’s time to get nasty, it’s time to get
ugly, put on my butt-kicking shoes and make some
dough, baby! …and collect my 10%!!

Boo-YA!!

Please see my contract attached.

Ready to Rumble,

Frances Luzzern