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Oh uh, this looks like a real person. And I can’t seem to find any evidence of photoshopping anywhere on this passport or whatever the hell it is. Maybe I really do have a new job and this whole thing is legit.

“We do sincerely hope to have a good working relationship with you as this transaction is 100% risk free and fully based on trust and honesty.”

Yeah, trust and honesty.

Speaking of which, here is my response to this bozo. Note how I aim for personal details at the end. My goal is to get the scammer to indulge in a game of one-ups-manship (or whatever). I want to get him to begin creating a more fully roundabout fictitious identity than he needs to.

Hello Ang Chee Ho!!

I am so excited about the prospect of working with
you. I must say that I was surprised that you looked
so young in the photo id. I thought you would be much
older, but that only goes to show how smart you are to
have risen through the ranks of the Solenoid Industry
like a rocket, like a firey blazing rocket taking
Frances Luzzern to a new and glorious career. Me and
you, kid (cause that’s what you look like, a little
kid), we’re going places together and we are going to
make BIG MONEY!! I’ll bet you anything you’ve never
met as hard working a woman as me. Send me those
clients pronto, Tonto, and let’s get to work!!

One weird thing about working with you and not meeting
you in person is that I feel a little like I need to
get to know you better and that you need to know me
better so we can learn and grow with each other.

Here is a little interview. First I will answer the
questions, and then you can respond to the questions
with your own answers!! Awesome.

What is your favorite color? Medallion

Who are your friends? Coby and Toby, Milan and
Frederick III

Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Not presently, but I do
know a cute man from Singapore (teehee!!)

Do you think there is life on other planets? Yes, I
believe it is a lot like in the movie Planet of the
Apes, which was a movie made to prepare us for the
eventaul interplanetary war with them.

Do you believe in Jesus? Hell Yes!! LOL!!!

Best Regards,
Frances