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While I’m not the greatest bullshit artist of all time, I just did pull off one I am pretty proud of:

In the middle of a discussion regarding the movie Leprechaun.

Co-worker: …but leprechauns aren’t real, right?

Prior: Well, they’re real, but not like in that movie.

Co-worker: Because they threw that leprechaun in a fire and he lived.

Prior: That’s an exaggeration.

Co-worker: What are they, midgets?

Prior: Kind of, but not really.  They’re very small people who live under rocks and things in Ireland.

Co-worker (convinced Prior knows what he’s talking about): Do they always wear green suits?

Prior: Just on teevee and in movies. Most of them keep to themselves and don’t even interact with humans.

Co-worker: So they’re not humans.

Prior: No.