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March 6, 2007

In Praise of Internet Scammers who go that extra mile!

Filed under: Uncategorized — robothead @ 7:30 am

In the tradition of the American Latvian Humane Society, I present to you another hilarious attempt by an internet scammer to appear like a legitimate business.  Sorry, couldn’t resist throwing in a few of my own comments

We want to inform you about the news from the well-known American Welfare Fund “Jet Help”. So well known it doesn’t show up in a google search. Until now that is. At present Jet Help Welfare Fund is searching for employees for the position of donation manager (i.e. unwitting internet scam artist) and is glad to suggest you to familiarize with this offer. (High fallutin language like: “is glad to suggest you to familiarize with this offer,” has me believing this is completely legit!)

This offer is unique for you because you don’t need to a special education or experience in the financial field to obtain this position (Just a bank account and the willingness to let us pilfer it). When we examine the applications we inquire about the credit history and the criminal past of the candidate (criminal past because we want to make sure your not the type of person who gets caught), because we operate with rather large sums. Also the candidate is required:

- A free time available, 1-2 hours during the workday, 2-3 times a week;
- The possibility of routinely checking his e-mail, better for few times a day
- To have a bank account in his country (women need not apply) or a possibility of it’s (one of many sics) establishment. The work consists of the receipt of donations on the account from the sponsors of the fund and subsequent sending it to Jet Help Welfare Fund. Far be it for a legitimate business to have their own bank account.

But above all this work is well paid! The donation managers gets X% of commission for each payment made with his assistance that gives him a possibility to earn about 2500 USD per month! X%!!!  Sign me UP!!
The offer of Jet Help Welfare Fund is your chance to earn money by Internet and to increase essentially your regular profit! I would like to increase my regular profit quintessentially.

If you are interested in this offer you can write directly to Jet Help Welfare Fund to the following address: careers@jet-help.org (Fire away, people (or person, more likely)) and we will send you a detailed description of this vacation (vacation?!?!): the reason of its appearance, how to solicit, the mechanism of work, the fee etc. Even if you have any subsidiary points (Don’t we all.)- write us to this address careers@jet-help.org and we will certainly answer them.

If you want to solicit for this position - write to the address careers@jet-help.org and we will send you an application form. Fill it out and send it back, then we will let you know the result during a few next days.

*We take on only people not younger than 21!
Thank you for your attention. No, thank you!

Jet Help Welfare Fund
http://www.jet-help.org
 

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